fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

(via sniffing)

Baby: m-m

Mom: mama?

Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell